Turkey Telepathy Division
What is Millie thinking?
Hit the button. Read her mind. Repeat forever. The thoughts are many. The thoughts are small. The thoughts are, largely, about dinner.
“click the button. she's in there.”
Thought #0 out of infinitely many. (Approximately 38% are about dinner.)
Methodology
Thoughts are sampled from a proprietary brain scan taken during a 4-hour nap on the living room rug. Accuracy is estimated at one million percent. Errors, if any, are always in the direction of "she is thinking about dinner." No turkeys were harmed in the making of this button. She was, in fact, given several treats for her patience.