♡ Welcome to the ♡
Pink Puppy
Nose Club
A real, semi-legal fan club for exactly one (1) turkey and her extremely pink nose. Est. the first time Katie sang this to Millie, in the kitchen, unprovoked.
♫ Our Anthem ♫
Pink Puppy Nose Club
A silly original song. Sung loudly in the kitchen. Do not attempt to perform this straight-faced — it will not work.
Verse 1
Out on the couch on a saturday there is a girl who is sleeping her day away one ear flopped and one ear high watching the ceiling fan, i don't know why she's a little bit wild, she's a little bit shy she's a turkey sandwich in a dog disguise and the sunbeam hits at two-oh-four and she rolls all four paws up for more
✦ Chorus ✦
oh i'm a member of the pink puppy nose club! where the nose is pink and the love is enough! where the snoot goes boop and the belly goes up! pink puppy nose club! ♡ ♡ ♡ oh we sing a little song to our pink puppy girl! she's the prettiest turkey in the whole wide world! and we herd, and we herd, and we herd, and we herd! pink puppy nose club! ♡ ♡ ♡
Verse 2
got a little pink nose like a jellybean got a tongue on display like a tiny beauty queen she's a 10 out of 10 and she knows it well you can ask her yourself, she'll ring the bell she was bred for the fields, for the sheep, for the snow but she herds the roomba and the cat and the throw- pillow, the pillow, the shadow, the light, anything that moves, she is on it tonight
✦ Chorus ✦
oh i'm a member of the pink puppy nose club! where the nose is pink and the love is enough! where the snoot goes boop and the belly goes up! pink puppy nose club! ♡ ♡ ♡ and the nose! is! pink! pink! pink! and the girl! is! good! good! good! and we love! her! so! so! so! pink puppy nose club! ♡ ♡ ♡
Bridge (whispered, almost reverent)
turkey. turkey sandwich. turkey monster. turkey puppy turkey girl turkey turkey turkey— (she hears this and the tail begins)
Verse 3
in the kitchen, in the hallway, in the bed, on the floor, on the rug, on my actual head, she's a sunbeam with legs, she's a loaf with a face, she's the soft little queen of this whole entire place and her nose, can you believe, is pink as the dawn, is pink as a petal, is pink as a song, is pink as the sky at the end of the day, and we love her completely and we always will stay—
✦ Chorus ✦
in the pink puppy nose club! ♡ where the nose is pink and the love is enough! where the good girl is GOOD and the turkey is US! pink puppy nose club! pink puppy nose club! pink puppy nose — ♡ — oh!
Outro (softly, as she falls asleep)
…good girl. good girl. good girl. (tail thumps once. the end.)
All lyrics original & written exclusively for one (1) Millie. Royalties paid in belly rubs and small pieces of cheese.
Membership Requirements
- • Must have a pink nose.
- • Must be Millie.
- • That's it. That's the club.
Dress Code
Pink. Preferably more pink. Ideally a fresh tongue-out, a single whisker asymmetry, and at least one (1) paw aimed directly at the viewer.
Code of Conduct
- ♡ Be a good girl.
- ♡ Boop often.
- ♡ Treats are a love language.
- ♡ Never speak ill of the nose.